Breaking News- Brokers Are Morons

Breaking News- Brokers Are Morons
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“And real-estate brokers—who live to sell, promote, and market—are constitutionally disinclined to hear anything but good news.”

Thanks, Slate.com for such a great analysis and simplification/insult to the careers of millions of people (I say millions because Realtors + Real Estate Agents + assistants + hr + web staff + marketing team, etc).

Did you know that (most) brokers also know how to do long division, turn on their laptops, walk with their right foot then left foot consequentially AND open tricky tubes of hygienic products like toothpaste, all without assistance?

No, you probably think brokers are robotic retards. Your insight is unparalleled.

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Lani is the New Media Director here at AgentGenius.com and was recently named President of New Media Lab, both of which are headquartered in Austin, TX. She has an English degree from the University of Texas (and of course used that to become a blogger) and has lived in Texas her whole life minus the semester in Spain and the summer in Mexico. She spends a great deal of energy on the AG brand as well as improving the real estate industry and is an avid Twitter user.

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9 Comments

  1. Mariana

    OMG! I spit out my rice the 1st time I read this and then spit out my soda the 2nd time I read it. SCORE! 1 point for the Robotic-Retard-Realtors!

    Now off to my ever-perfect, non-shifting, happy-happy, la-la-la business of real estate after a word from our sponsors …

  2. Chris Johnson

    Well, look, lawrence yun is not often right. Why wuld he predict he would be?

    I think that Realtors are so grossly conditioned to sell appreciation that they don’t understand the benefits of home ownership as a non investment vehicle: quality of life, community, willinnes to be included, transparency, autonomy over one’s environment.

    No, they are not learning to sell that fast enough, so they have to sell against renting against, other things.

  3. Athol Kay

    Personally I thought that was a great article Lani and don’t really see an attempted smear on agents.

    Numerous RE bloggers have been saying for a solid year that Lereah and now Yun are spouting pollyanna gibberish at every possible opportunity to do so. Slate hasn’t said anything new that we haven’t said over and over.

    I think the general public view NAR reports on housing with the same level of distrust as a Big Tobacco companies research on the effects of smoking.

  4. Daniel Rothamel

    Lani,

    While the quote might not apply to you or me (or the contributors or readers of AgentGenius), is it perhaps closer to the truth than we might like to admit?

  5. Teresa Boardman

    Lani – I see you just had a well “duh” moment. :)

  6. Athol Kay

    I think you’re offended because you want to be offended Lani.

    Every week I feel like the black sheep in the office meeting for thinking that any kind of media report of any amount of bad housing news is allowable.

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