The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys – West Hollywood agents fighting at a listing presentation (FYI: that’s our Castro section)

Burning Down The House – Gwen Banta preparing food at a Brokers Open

Escape – The gases emanating from the old man who won’t leave your open house

How Deep is Your Love – I’m stymied here. We need to get Matt Stigliano in on this – it’s right up his rock n roll alley.

Hello, Matt??? Hello, any of you other twisted Geniuses out there???

I would add:

The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys (what you hear walking down the street while showing the USMC retired Gunney and his pastor wife the home of his dreams)

Burning Down The House (what you feel like doing when the Seller rejects an offer and recommends a LIST PRICE INCREASE because you got an offer within the first two weeks)

Escape (need I say more? The home’s a s__t hole, a dear friend referred you to list it, they think it’s the Taj Mahal)

How Deep Is Your Love (your best friend listed their house with you, you bring an offer, they ask if you’ll reduce your commission)

Navy Chief, Navy Pride