Some Realtors…
…think they are too good for a listing. They may feel it does not fit their clientele, or it doesn’t reinforce their brand. Believe it or not, some agents try very hard to live up to their reputation of being purveyors of properties and arbiters of taste. Well, that ain’t me.
Case in point.
After landing a listing, out of curiosity, I asked what made them pick me over the other agents. I thought they were going to say it was because I was a top producer with a UC Berkeley degree under my belt, or because I could speak Chinese to the sellers who spoke little English, or at least because I looked amazing in a suit. But no! They said, “You were the only agent who didn’t run away”
Truth be told, their house was never going to be featured on Million Dollar Listing. That’s putting it kindly. It was a small dilapidated 2bd 1ba straight of the 1960′s. The sellers clearly didn’t want to leave that decade. The house was painted turquoise paint with sea green trim, had awnings that screamed “retirement home” , and inside was cobalt blue carpeting and floral wallpaper.
But worse of all, next door was a dubious night club, that attracted ruffians all hours of the day & night. No wonder some agents wouldn’t touch this with a 10 ft pole. Not only was it going to be a really hard sale and very little earnings, but you didn’t know if you were going to get mugged at the open house (I made a mental note: pick up a can of mace on the way home). Nevertheless, I took the house on to assist out these nice folks. My rationale: “For every ugly house, there’s an ugly buyer.”
Low and behold, in less than two weeks, an offer appeared! Two lesbians snapped up the property. Now, I’m not saying lesbians are ugly (I actually never met them in person, so I can’t tell you for sure), but I am saying that it’s a good thing I didn’t think the property/sellers were beneath me. Why? They immediately bought their next house from me, and also referred their son to me. All cash deals! Who knew! I’ll take an ugly house or ugly buyer any day!
Please welcome Herman Chan to the Agent Genius family! We are excited for Herman to join the folds- his energy is contagious and his writing and video will have you laughing as he analyzes the real estate industry. You can find Herman at his video blog Habitat for Hermanity or on Twitter. Please welcome Herman in comments (and razz him for being another writer with a hoity toity Berkeley degree)!
While your story is a good one, I can’t help but think that you’ve overstepped your boundaries in your unnecessary description of your clients.
I think it would have been sufficient to simply say that someone actually bought the place, without resorting to labeling them as “ugly” buyers, or unnecessarily divulging their sexual persuasion.
I have to agree. Did your clients give you the OK to publicly talk about them and show a picture? I love the story, but maybe the delivery was a little rough?
thanks for the input y’all! shanna, the photo is a random stockphoto, not really my clients’ house. (were that the case though, that would be in poor taste!) bob, you’re right, i should have asked them to sign a disclosure statement about their sexual persuasion as well as show me proof of their gay membership card. i know i never leave home without mine!
Hi Herman –
I’ve always heard “there is a butt for every saddle”, but “for every ugly house, there’s an ugly buyer” is much more fun.
Nice first post – it made me go to your website and watch your videos. (They are wonderful!) I’m now one of your loyal fans.
Vicki
thank you vicki! maybe i will try to use “there is a butt for every saddle” in a future webisode
Just checked out your website – loved your vids! Good to see an outgoing queen work it like you obviously do – You go! Gays and real estate go together like peanut butter and jelly, like bagels and cream cheese, like …. well you get my point. You gotta new fan here!
hola fred! you know that is a very interesting observation about gays and realtors. there does seem to be a high incidence of us in the biz , eh?
Welcome Herman to the Agent Genius. You are right in “for every ugly house, there’s an ugly buyer”. But what you think is ugly, is maybe beautiful for other. Everybody have different taste. Otherwise had the world look exactly the same everywhere.
property marbella, how true, beauty is indeed in the eye of the beholder…(it’s just that some ppl have cataracts! ) on serious note, yes diversity can be beautiful, not just in homes but in ppl.
It’s a test of character to take on challenging opportunities, and take risk, and the listing was a calculated risk. Living in Austin, we’ve gotten used to diamond in the rough mentality and are often surprised at what folks find as valuable here. It’s often a mcmansion a few short months later or restored and called a bungalow…
In the future, don’t hold back, tell us what you really think!
Welcome aboard, Herman!
Navy Chief, Navy Pride
thank you for the welcome joe! Land HO HO HO
welcome aboard Herman! great to see another take on the wild real estate market!
it certainly can be a jungle out there! but all we can do is try to make each day a safari!
…and I’m thinking, “For every ugly buyer, there is an ugly house!” [grins]
I tell my wife to never say no to a sale. Perhaps some sales we put less effort into, but never say no. We’ve had many clients who were ‘borderline’ to do business with, but we decided to stick with them and as a consequence have benefited from great business relationships. In fact, one of them is our friend (let’s hope they do not read AgentGenius,eh).
on the same page as you, Joe! At the end of the day, “A deal is a deal” right?
Great article, Herman… welcome to AG. See you on Twitter and elsewhere!
thanks for all the support everyone! i’m happy to be part of this niche community